"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
That is an ex-parrot.
He has ceased to be.
It’s pining for the fjords!
HE’S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER
He’s shuffled off this mortal coil!
If it wasn’t nailed to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!
Bereft of life, he rests in peace!
hannibal lecter meme → 1/8 other outfits
↪ brown burberry coat
You’re a dog thief, Will.
-not my gifs.
I’m going to assume one of my followers needed a corgi today, and leave this here.
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving