*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.
I will never not reblog this.
Stargazers could be in for a rare display Sept. 12 as an Earth-directed solar flare ignites the northern lights, also known as the aurora borealis, in the United States. As a result of the flare’s direction and strength, the dazzling light display could reach as far south as Maryland in the east and down to Kansas farther west.
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
That is an ex-parrot.
He has ceased to be.
It’s pining for the fjords!
HE’S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER
He’s shuffled off this mortal coil!
If it wasn’t nailed to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!
Bereft of life, he rests in peace!