Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.
me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

lifeandcode:

bobbycaputo:

accuweather:

Northern Lights May Ignite in Mid-Atlantic, Central US Skies: Where to See Rare Show
Stargazers could be in for a rare display Sept. 12 as an Earth-directed solar flare ignites the northern lights, also known as the aurora borealis, in the United States. As a result of the flare’s direction and strength, the dazzling light display could reach as far south as Maryland in the east and down to Kansas farther west.

PSA

!!!!!!!

lifeandcode:

bobbycaputo:

accuweather:

Northern Lights May Ignite in Mid-Atlantic, Central US Skies: Where to See Rare Show

Stargazers could be in for a rare display Sept. 12 as an Earth-directed solar flare ignites the northern lights, also known as the aurora borealis, in the United States. As a result of the flare’s direction and strength, the dazzling light display could reach as far south as Maryland in the east and down to Kansas farther west.

PSA

!!!!!!!

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

valeria2067:

ladyhistory:

thisisnotmyhomeplanet:

peppermintpeeps:

bitchstolemyjag:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
Read More>

That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

It’s pining for the fjords!

HE’S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER

He’s shuffled off this mortal coil!

If it wasn’t nailed to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!


Bereft of life, he rests in peace!

valeria2067:

ladyhistory:

thisisnotmyhomeplanet:

peppermintpeeps:

bitchstolemyjag:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."

Read More>

That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

It’s pining for the fjords!

HE’S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER

He’s shuffled off this mortal coil!

If it wasn’t nailed to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!

Bereft of life, he rests in peace!

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